On January 9th, who speaks of…

De Palmania; psychic foot readings; trout fishing; Greece; how to maintain focus when Kim Basinger walks into the room; children’s fairy tale films; living comfortably off an insurance payout and finally…

…that feeling when, after eons of merely hugging the perimeter of the scratchy textures fetish community, a new friend arrives at your door with carpet samples, burlap and 100-grit sandpaper.